1. How Do You Keep Alligators Out of the Toilet? 2. Are There Swingers in the Neighborhood? 3. Is the Car Included? 4. Is Anyone Buried in the Backyard? 5. Is the House Haunted? 6. Can I Come Back at Midnight to See How the Moon Affects My Soul? 7. Why is the Garage Unfurnished? 8. Can I Use the Shower?